Your Local Pirate
Written by Your Name Here Friday, 14 January 2011
So if you want to start your own Local Pirate, this page would be yours. We'd also send out a newsletter of this page as often as you like, and take care of all the complicated stuff.
All you have to do is write funny stuff, and get as many people as possible to visit your page and subscribe to your newsletter. Then you can start making some money by selling advertising on both.
If you don't think it's possible, just look at the model from Steamboat Springs, Colorado. We've been successfully making fun of all the weird crap that goes on in that town for a long time, and it makes money from advertisers. If we can do it in a small town like that, think of what you can do for yours...
It's simple. It's fun. It's FREE!
It's The Pirate. Better yet, it can be Your Pirate.
To start your own Local Pirate, contact us at email@example.com.