Steamboat Springs

Lift Up Upper Manager Caught Shop Lifting at Lift Up

Written by Dee Umpsterdivor Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Former director of Lift-Up, Shellout Buckstome is expected to be charged with a misdemeanor today after investigations revealed that she was stealing from her employer. Buckstome allegedly took 800 bags from Lift-Up over the course of six months. Stolen goods included two Grateful Dead t-shirts, a pair of Solomon rear-entry ski boots, scratched Bolle goggles, and a Songs of Pirate Theatre CD, which,  only came to a total value of $14.52

A police reenactment photo of possible bags of loot lifted from Lift-Up in the Shellout Buckstone heist case in Routt County. It's probably pretty accurate.A police reenactment photo of possible bags of loot lifted from Lift-Up in the Shellout Buckstone heist case in Routt County. It's probably pretty accurate.

"Because she didn't meet the monetary requirement, we cannot charge her with a felony," said a local Steamboat Police Department representative Buster Grabbin. "However, she will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law," said Grabbin.

The allegations have sparked another investigation at Rummagers, where Buckstome was employed as an accountant prior to accepting the position at Lift-Up. When asked for comment, Buckstome--who is currently applying for a job at Alpine Bank--replied, "Charity begins at home."

 

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VP Candidate Palin Shoots Michael David

Written by Moose Underestimated Tuesday, 11 November 2008

While in Steamboat Springs for a fundraising event, vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin shot and nearly killed Michael David, a local actor who regularly appears in Pirate Theatre and Cabaret productions.

According to Steamboat performer Michael David (pictured), Governor Sarah Palin shot him while he was performing his "Moose on the Loose" interpretive dance.According to Steamboat performer Michael David (pictured), Governor Sarah Palin shot him while he was performing his "Moose on the Loose" interpretive dance.

"Kelly Anzalone and I were hired to entertain at this GOP fundraiser," said Michael David from his hospital bed, where he was recovering from a rifle shot to the buttocks. "I'm not political, but it was the GOP, so they threw a bunch of money at us, and I'm in no position to turn that down.

"So there we were, up onstage performing one of our skits from Cabaret, 'Moose on the Loose,' and then BAM! I hear this loud noise. And then I realize that all these people are staring at me as I'm lying on the ground, looking really scared. And then the pain hits me. Wow! Talk about a pain in the ass."

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Triplecrown Holds Town Hostage

Written by Cap N. Highsocks Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Steamboat Springs police arrived at the Slap House sports bar to find Steve Triplecrown, a tourist from Fort Collins, holding Mike Town, a Steamboat local, hostage with a large aluminum baseball bat.

According to the police report, Town was enjoying a pleasant summer day eating chicken wings and nachos, when Triplecrown burst into the bar, yelling obscenities and accosting all of the staff. All of the eyewitnesses report that Triplecrown appeared to be highly intoxicated.

A drunken Steve Triplecrown menaces Steamboat Springs and demands more free drinks, lodging and meals.A drunken Steve Triplecrown menaces Steamboat Springs and demands more free drinks, lodging and meals.

"You people need to kiss my ass and do what I say!" yelled Triplecrown. "Do you hear me? I'm Triplecrown, dammit, so get on your knees and lick my nuts! You Steamboat jagoffs need me!"

Town and some other peaceful patrons tried to calm Triplecrown. According to affadavits, they even promised to buy Triplecrown a drink if he would stop making threats. Triplecrown then became further...

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