Steamboat Springs
Steamboat Man Saves $30 Baggage Fee, Arrested for Shipping 60 Pounds of Marijuana Home
Written by Fitz Enships Monday, 02 May 2011
Saying he's merely a victim of false advertising, 25-year-old Steamboat resident Jay Puffer was arrested on felony charges of possession of marijuana and misdemeanor dispossession of a brain. No trial date has been set.
According
to Puffer, he was heading back to his hometown on Long Island,
N.Y., in March 2011, when he realized it was going to be difficult
to travel back with 60 pounds of high-grade marijuana.
"The ad said 'We Ship Anything!' The key word is 'Anything.' Then I get arrested? That's false advertising, bro," says Steamboat's Jay Puffer, who was arrested for shipping $500,000 worth of marijuana to himself.
"My carry-on was already jammed with snacks, cookies, my iPad and a spare set of underwear in case the airline lost my luggage, and there was no way I was going to pay those ridiculous baggage fees. Those are criminal," noted Puffer.
Puffer then...
Add a commentRead more: Steamboat Man Saves $30 Baggage Fee, Arrested for Shipping 60 Pounds of Marijuana Home
Hayden Freaks Out over Gas Station Move, Steamboaters Gain New Reason to Belittle Neighboring Town
Written by R.U. Serious Monday, 02 May 2011
The
Hayden Town Council voted 4-1 to block an attempted move of a Kum
& Go gas station, which was trying to relocate an entire block
from its existing location.
Steamboat Springs residents reacted unanimously to the news that Hayden officials and residents were in a tizzy over a gas station wanting to move a whole block closer to "central Hayden," whatever that is.
The petitioned relocation prompted a ridiculously vocal reaction from Hayden citizens, government leaders and a bewildered out-of-town Kum & Go representative, leading to widespread snickering from residents of neighboring Steamboat Springs.
According to Hayden Mayor Slim Pickens, the proposed move of a nondescript gas station edging one measly block closer to the town center resulted in "the biggest crowd he had seen at a meeting in his 12 years in town politics." This quote was note made up by The Pirate reporters.
In another not-made-up quote, a Hayden resident actually said the one-block move into a nicer and cleaner facility would "tear the town apart."
Add a commentTiger Pulls Out of Catamount Invitational; Thought It Was Italian Cougar Orgy
Written by Kitty Kat Monday, 05 April 2010
To the dismay of promoters and sponsors of this year's Catamount Invitational, Tiger Woods, the world's No. 1 golfer, has pulled out prematurely.
It appears that Mr. Woods originally agreed to enter the event because he thought it was an Italian sex orgy featuring attractive, older women and not a golf tournament at Catamount Ranch in Steamboat Springs.
Originally hoping to bang this still-attractive 40-something, Tiger Woods pulled out of the Catamount Invitational when he realized it was just another golf tournament.
"I'd be happy to mount some of those cougar cats," said Woods when earlier confirming that he'd be in attendance. "They might not be as tight in some places as the usual girls I bang, but they've got a ton of experience, which is nice. Plus they're a little desperate, so they'll do anything. And those Italians put together the best orgies. I'll-a hide-a da salami, paisan!"
Tournament organizers first became aware of the...
Add a commentRead more: Tiger Pulls Out of Catamount Invitational; Thought It Was Italian Cougar Orgy
More Articles...
- 700 Club Announces Affordable Housing Plan: Magic Beans
- Steamboat Claims All 5,500 Olympians, Including Kevin Bacon
- Council Helmetheadski Chooses Coke, Private Helmetheadski Picks Pepsi
- People Mover Catapult Project On Target
- Medical Marijuana Dispensary Set to Open Pediatrics Wing
- Marijuana Dispensaries Cause Local Blogger's Head to Explode
- Kiddy Council Vetoes Public Option, School Nurse Preps Strawberry Soda Elementary For Switch To Privatization
- Elementary School Musical Banned from Elementary School; Steamboat Grand Welcomes Outlawed Show
Page 19 of 36
«StartPrev11121314151617181920NextEnd»
Please wait...